their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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