So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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