she was so not down for the gang bang
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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