Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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