Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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