no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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