i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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