How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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