A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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