I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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