The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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