That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
