Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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