Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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