my soul wont recognize me after tonight
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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