i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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