Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Just pee around me
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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