id be glad to
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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