my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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