i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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