somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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