My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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