omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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