: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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