i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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