You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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