He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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