Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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