i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
