Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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