how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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