We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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