She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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