It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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