too bad you live with your parents still
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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