What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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