What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I have post one night stand depression
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