He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
