I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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