the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
