How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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