i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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