what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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