so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
