Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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