WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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