Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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