are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
