she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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