why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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